WARNING!
This post contains very funny scenes please stop whatever you’re eating so you will not be bilaukan. Thank You.
GROUP QUOTES:
Ms. Mislang: Okay, Let’s have the ESAS Diskasan then.
Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan*
Ms. Mislang: Where is the ESAS Diskasan then?!?!?!
Hopeians: ???
Ms. Mislang: Okay, where is the ESAS reporter then?
Hopeians:Brian!!!!!! *sabay tawa*
Ms. Mislang: Not! Okay, Ms. Alexia.. please have the names of the people who shouted the name of brian then.
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Ms. Endaya: Probably, you know something about experiment isn’t it?
Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan sabay sabi ng* Yes…
Ms. Endaya: Ano ba? Our Lady of Hope? ako lang magsasalita..
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Ms. Rivera: wala na ngang gagalaw.
Ms. Rivera: ano ba melvin!
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Andrea: *pahina-palakas-pahina boses* Eeeehhh…
Clifford: *mabilis na pahina-palakas-pahina boses*: Neehh..
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Andrea: MOOOGGAAAA!!!!!
Hopeians: TWOOOO!!!
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Nicole:Juvy Deopido Deopido Deopido..
Andrea: *tumingin kay Nicole*
Nicole: Deopi… *sabay tago*
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Ms. Bautista: Okay! What Table Setting is this?
Wilfredo: American! American!
Ms. Bautista: This is the..
Wilfredo: American!!!! American!! Ameri..can!
Ms. Bautista: Russian Style.
Wilfredo: Ameri.. Russian Style!!!
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Andrea: Teresa, say hello to everybody.
Teresa: Hello to Everybody.
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Victoria: Only Belo touches my skin.. who touches you teresa?
Teresa: I too has been touched by belo.
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Teresa: Ni Hao Ma! I.. become so numb.. BOOM!
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Enola: Ms! si Moral po oh! namamato!
Ms. Mislang: wag mo nalang silang pansinin
Enola: ‘umiyak’ ms oh!
Ms. Mislang: sabeng wag mo nalang silang pansinin!!!!
credits to: Noelle
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Ms. Solomon: Alam niyo yun noh
Ms. Solomon: yung Kabisera noh
credits to: Joanna
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Ms. Mislang: Okay, So therefore, what is the answer to the problem?
*nagtaas ng kamay si andrea*
Ms. Mislang: Okay, Ms. Juvy?
Hopeians: AYIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Andrea: *namula*
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Ms. Mislang: Okay, let’s start the IPA with Ms. Carlon
Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan, sigawan, tawanan*
Ms. Mislang: Everybody quiet please and listen to Ms. Gay!
Enola: the..
John: *inasar si Enola*
Enola: Ms oh!!
Ms. Mislang: Mr. Moral!
John: Bakit po ms?
Ms. Mislang: Will you please shut your mouth then?
Enola: the..
Hopeians: *boo!*
Enola: Ms. oh!!!
Ms. Mislang: ano ba keo? okay, ms. alexia please right the names of the people who are noisy.
Enola: *nagspeech na*
After 15 seconds..
Ms. Mislang: Okay, you may take your seat.
Enola: hala ms yun na yun?!
Joanna: ang bilis naman
Andrea: *nakanta* I am a woman in love.. over and over again!!!
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Ms. Endaya: you know the respiratory system is like this..
Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan*
Ms. Endaya: ano ba kayo? ang ingay?
Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan*
Ms. Endaya: kailangan pa ba banggitin yung pangalan niyo isa-isa para tumahimik? my god! ano ba? our lady of hope?
Hopeians: *tumahimik as in walang nagsasalita*
Ms. Endaya: O kita niyo? hindi na ba kayo pwedeng tawaging mga baliw? magiingay kayo tapos ay tatahimik.
Hopeians: *tahimik parin*
Ms. Endaya: *tumingin kay Alberto*
Ms. Endaya: *pinipigil yung tawa*
Hopeians: *tumawa*
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Melvin: *nagiingay*
Ms. Mislang: Okay, Mr. Peralta get a green chair and go out!
Melvin: Ms no, I will behave.
Ms. Mislang: I said GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Noelle: just walked to the…
Andrea: doooooooooooooooooor!
Noelle: What its gonna…
Andrea: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Noelle: I cant get to the
Andrea: floooooooooooor!
Noelle: Boys all over…
Andrea: meeeeeeeee! Where my party paparty party
people at?!
credits to: Noelle
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Ms.Ronsairo: Ano pa mga sagot niyo?
Andrea: (nagtaas ng kamay)
Ms.Ronsairo: Yes Ms.Deopido?
Hopeians: Ayyieee!
Andrea: Im touching!
Ms.Ronsairo: Ano pa?
Nicole: (nagtaas ng kamay)
Ms.Ronsairo: Yes, Ms.Mogato?
Andrea: (tumawa ng malakas)
Credits to: Noelle
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Adrian: Are you ready to pray classmates?
Hopeians: (lumago ang boses) Yes we are!
Adrian: Our Father…
Hopeians: (lumago ang boses) Give us this day…
Mr.Agno: (lumago ang boses) Good afternoon Our
Lady of Hope
Hopeians: ( lumago ang boses) Good afternoon Sir Agno! Praise be Jesus and Mary!
Credits to: Noelle
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Brian: (nagsulat sa blackboard ng ENOLA+PATANI=PATOLA)
Enola: (sumama ang tingin)
Credits to: Noelle
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Wilfredo: (nagsusulat sa blacboard ng hangman)
Wilfredo: ano to?
Hopeians: (umingay) A! D! S! E!
credits to: Noelle
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Ms. Mislang: Okay, we need to find a book worm.
Andrea: (sumigaw) Where are yo Bokworm!! yoohoo!!
Ms. Mislang: NOT! i said find! don’t shout or you’ll go out! Okay, where is the book worm?
Miguel: In the jungle!!!!
Andrea & Karen: *tumawa ng malakas*
Ms. Mislang: NOT!!! Okay Get out!
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(Pagkatapos sabihin ni ms mislang na magdadala ng 1/4 at pipila papuntang CAI A, Si Andrea ang unang lumabas upang pumila..)
Andrea: Ms, where do I face?
Ms. Mislang: (pagkarinig ni ms ay “paste”) No, you’re not going to PASTE the paper just hold it
Andrea: Ms, where do I face?
Ms. Mislang: I said you’re just going to hold it!
Andrea: Ms!!! where do I…
Ms. Mislang: Okay just shut up and hold it!
Andrea: Ms, where do I face the line?!
Ms. Mislang: Oh okay, I thought your going to paste the paper.. haha okay you face on the left side.
Andrea: *dpat kasi pinatapos muna ako ee*
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Isang araw, may pinagawang seat work si Ms. Mislang sa Hopeians… ang mga hopeians ay namamadali na sa pagsagot.
Ms. Mislang: Ok class…
Hopeians: NO!!!!!!
Ms. Mislang: I was just going to ask something!!!
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MAPEH TIME-
Nasa Quadrangle ang our lady of hope at may mga nagprapractical test na ng volleyball, samantalang.. nagkukulitan ang ibang studyante
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds.. suddenly appear
*may lumitaw na mga ibon mula sa itaas*
Andrea: ?!
Andrea: uy oh! NAK! may ibon sa taas!!!!
Nicole: ahahhaha! OO NGA NO?
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds..
*may lumitaw nanaman na ibon*
Nicole: Ang galing! hahahaahah!
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds.. suddenly..
*may lumitaw nanaman pero isa lang*
Noelle: bakit isa nalang?
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds!!!!!!!
*may lumitaw na mga ibon, madami!*
Andrea: jusk0! maiihi na ako kakatawa d2 eh
Sheeka: *tawa ng tawa*
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds.. suddenly appear!!!
*may lumitaw nanaman*
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds!!!
*may lumitaw ulit*
Hopeians: *tumatawa ng malakas*
Sr. Litusquen: Ano ba yan! ang iingay niyo
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds…
Andrea: ?
Andrea: hala bat nawala
Nicole: Si sr kasi.. iba naman.. ung stars
Andrea: *nakanta* Why do stars fall down from the sky..
*may babae na lumitaw na naka-yellow*
Nicole: ahaha! ayun may babaeng naka-yellow! star yun!
Hopeians: *tawa ng tawa, lalo na si JULIA*
Sheeka: *nakanta* Why do birds fall down from the sky
Sheeka: Ay!
Andrea: *tumawa ng malakas*
Sheeka: mali!! hahahaha *tumawa*
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*pumasok na c Ms. Mislang sa Hope dahil English na..*
pagtapos ng prayer, sa sobrang gulo ay wala pang bumabati kay Ms. Mislang.
Ms. Mislang: …
Jenny: Ok guys, let us greet Ms. Mislang
Hopeians: 1, 2, 3, Go!
Karen, Wilfredo and Andrea: *kumanta ng Happy Birthday*
Jenny: hala! sabi ko greet na good morning *tumawa*
Karen: Ayy hala! hahaha
Andrea: *tumawa ng malakas na parang guguho na ang earth*
Ms. Mislang: ano ba yan! ano ba keyo!?
Wilfredo: Ewan! Ikaw na nga kinakantahan ikaw pa nagagalit!
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ENGLISH TIME:
Andrea and Wilfredo: Nakanta ng *Womanizer*
Ms. Mislang: *tumingin*
Andrea and Wilfredo: *tumahimik*
pagtalikod ni Ms. Mislang…
Wilfredo: Ang ganda mo!!! ganda, ganda mo! Feel na feel ang short hair mo!
Andrea: *tumawa ng malakas*
Ms. Mislang: Give me your ID! *nagalit*
Wilfredo: *nagalit*
Wilfredo: Ikaw na nga sinasabihan ng maganda, ikaw pa nagalit! O Sige, PANGIT! PANGIT! PANGIT!!!!!!
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ENGLISH TIME:
*Pagpasok ni Ms. Mislang*
Karen: Ok!!! Wilfredo and Andrea, greet ms. mislang!!
Wilfredo at Andrea: We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
Ms. Mislang: *sumama ung tingin*
Wilfredo at Andrea: ???
Ms. Mislang: Okay, give me your ID then.
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Isang araw, inexcuse ni Ms. Laural sina Teresa, ChinChin, Enola at Andrea para sa club.
Ms. Laural: eexcuse ko po sila mamaya ok lang po?
Ms. Mislang: Ye, Ye, Maybe after 10 minutes ookeeyy?
Ms. Laural: Sige po ms, Thank you.
Ms. Mislang: Your welkam
Sa loob ng classroom…
Andrea: Ms. Misleng! mamaya ha! 10 minutes!
Ms. Mislang: Okay, go inside first.
Andrea: Nasa loob naman po ako eh
Ms. Mislang: Sit down first
Andrea: Nakaupo naman ako eh
Ms. Mislang: *what’s happening to me?!*
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May alam pa ba kayong iba? mag comment lang! hahaha.
-Jovi
