HOPEIANS

WARNING!

This post contains very funny scenes please stop whatever you’re eating so you will not be bilaukan. Thank You.

GROUP QUOTES:

Ms. Mislang: Okay, Let’s have the ESAS Diskasan then.

Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan*

Ms. Mislang: Where is the ESAS Diskasan then?!?!?!

Hopeians: ???

Ms. Mislang: Okay, where is the ESAS reporter then?

Hopeians:Brian!!!!!! *sabay tawa*

Ms. Mislang: Not! Okay, Ms. Alexia.. please have the names of the people who shouted the name of brian then.

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Ms. Endaya: Probably, you know something about experiment isn’t it?

Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan sabay sabi ng* Yes…

Ms. Endaya: Ano ba? Our Lady of Hope? ako lang magsasalita..

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Ms. Rivera: wala na ngang gagalaw.

Ms. Rivera: ano ba melvin!

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Andrea: *pahina-palakas-pahina boses* Eeeehhh…

Clifford: *mabilis na pahina-palakas-pahina boses*: Neehh..

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Andrea: MOOOGGAAAA!!!!!

Hopeians: TWOOOO!!!

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Nicole:Juvy Deopido Deopido Deopido..

Andrea: *tumingin kay Nicole*

Nicole: Deopi… *sabay tago*

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Ms. Bautista: Okay! What Table Setting is this?

Wilfredo: American! American!

Ms. Bautista: This is the..

Wilfredo: American!!!! American!! Ameri..can!

Ms. Bautista: Russian Style.

Wilfredo: Ameri.. Russian Style!!!

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Andrea: Teresa, say hello to everybody.

Teresa: Hello to Everybody.

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Victoria: Only Belo touches my skin.. who touches you teresa?

Teresa: I too has been touched by belo.

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Teresa: Ni Hao Ma! I.. become so numb.. BOOM!

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Enola: Ms! si Moral po oh! namamato!

Ms. Mislang: wag mo nalang silang pansinin

Enola: ‘umiyak’ ms oh!

Ms. Mislang: sabeng wag mo nalang silang pansinin!!!!

credits to: Noelle

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Ms. Solomon: Alam niyo yun noh

Ms. Solomon: yung Kabisera noh

credits to: Joanna

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Ms. Mislang: Okay, So therefore, what is the answer to the problem?

*nagtaas ng kamay si andrea*

Ms. Mislang: Okay, Ms. Juvy?

Hopeians: AYIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Andrea: *namula*

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Ms. Mislang: Okay, let’s start the IPA with Ms. Carlon

Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan, sigawan, tawanan*

Ms. Mislang: Everybody quiet please and listen to Ms. Gay!

Enola: the..

John: *inasar si Enola*

Enola: Ms oh!!

Ms. Mislang: Mr. Moral!

John: Bakit po ms?

Ms. Mislang: Will you please shut your mouth then?

Enola: the..

Hopeians: *boo!*

Enola: Ms. oh!!!

Ms. Mislang: ano ba keo? okay, ms. alexia please right the names of the people who are noisy.

Enola: *nagspeech na*

After 15 seconds..

Ms. Mislang: Okay, you may take your seat.

Enola: hala ms yun na yun?!

Joanna: ang bilis naman

Andrea: *nakanta* I am a woman in love.. over and over again!!!

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Ms. Endaya: you know the respiratory system is like this..

Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan*

Ms. Endaya: ano ba kayo? ang ingay?

Hopeians: *nagdadaldalan*

Ms. Endaya: kailangan pa ba banggitin yung pangalan niyo isa-isa para tumahimik? my god! ano ba? our lady of hope?

Hopeians: *tumahimik as in walang nagsasalita*

Ms. Endaya: O kita niyo? hindi na ba kayo pwedeng tawaging mga baliw? magiingay kayo tapos ay tatahimik.

Hopeians: *tahimik parin*

Ms. Endaya: *tumingin kay Alberto*

Ms. Endaya: *pinipigil yung tawa*

Hopeians: *tumawa*

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Melvin: *nagiingay*

Ms. Mislang: Okay, Mr. Peralta get a green chair and go out!

Melvin: Ms no, I will behave.

Ms. Mislang: I said GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Noelle: just walked to the…

Andrea: doooooooooooooooooor!

Noelle: What its gonna…

Andrea: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Noelle: I cant get to the

Andrea: floooooooooooor!

Noelle: Boys all over…

Andrea: meeeeeeeee! Where my party paparty party

people at?!

credits to: Noelle

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Ms.Ronsairo: Ano pa mga sagot niyo?

Andrea: (nagtaas ng kamay)

Ms.Ronsairo: Yes Ms.Deopido?

Hopeians: Ayyieee!

Andrea: Im touching!

Ms.Ronsairo: Ano pa?

Nicole: (nagtaas ng kamay)

Ms.Ronsairo: Yes, Ms.Mogato?

Andrea: (tumawa ng malakas)

Credits to: Noelle

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Adrian: Are you ready to pray classmates?

Hopeians: (lumago ang boses) Yes we are!

Adrian: Our Father…

Hopeians: (lumago ang boses) Give us this day…

Mr.Agno: (lumago ang boses) Good afternoon Our

Lady of Hope

Hopeians: ( lumago ang boses) Good afternoon Sir Agno! Praise be Jesus and Mary!

Credits to: Noelle

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Brian: (nagsulat sa blackboard ng ENOLA+PATANI=PATOLA)

Enola: (sumama ang tingin)

Credits to: Noelle

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Wilfredo: (nagsusulat sa blacboard ng hangman)

Wilfredo: ano to?

Hopeians: (umingay) A! D! S! E!

credits to: Noelle

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Ms. Mislang: Okay, we need to find a book worm.

Andrea: (sumigaw) Where are yo Bokworm!! yoohoo!!

Ms. Mislang: NOT! i said find! don’t shout or you’ll go out! Okay, where is the book worm?

Miguel: In the jungle!!!!

Andrea & Karen: *tumawa ng malakas*

Ms. Mislang: NOT!!! Okay Get out!

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(Pagkatapos sabihin ni ms mislang na magdadala ng 1/4 at pipila papuntang CAI A, Si Andrea ang unang lumabas upang pumila..)

Andrea: Ms, where do I face?

Ms. Mislang: (pagkarinig ni ms ay “paste”) No, you’re not going to PASTE the paper just hold it

Andrea: Ms, where do I face?

Ms. Mislang: I said you’re just going to hold it!

Andrea: Ms!!! where do I…

Ms. Mislang: Okay just shut up and hold it!

Andrea: Ms, where do I face the line?!

Ms. Mislang: Oh okay, I thought your going to paste the paper.. haha okay you face on the left side.

Andrea: *dpat kasi pinatapos muna ako ee*

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Isang araw, may pinagawang seat work si Ms. Mislang sa Hopeians… ang mga hopeians ay namamadali na sa pagsagot.

Ms. Mislang: Ok class…

Hopeians: NO!!!!!!

Ms. Mislang: I was just going to ask something!!!

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MAPEH TIME-

Nasa Quadrangle ang our lady of hope at may mga nagprapractical test na ng volleyball, samantalang.. nagkukulitan ang ibang studyante

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds.. suddenly appear

*may lumitaw na mga ibon mula sa itaas*

Andrea: ?!

Andrea: uy oh! NAK! may ibon sa taas!!!!

Nicole: ahahhaha! OO NGA NO?

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds..

*may lumitaw nanaman na ibon*

Nicole: Ang galing! hahahaahah!

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds.. suddenly..

*may lumitaw nanaman pero isa lang*

Noelle: bakit isa nalang?

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds!!!!!!!

*may lumitaw na mga ibon, madami!*

Andrea: jusk0! maiihi na ako kakatawa d2 eh

Sheeka: *tawa ng tawa*

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds.. suddenly appear!!!

*may lumitaw nanaman*

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds!!!

*may lumitaw ulit*

Hopeians: *tumatawa ng malakas*

Sr. Litusquen: Ano ba yan! ang iingay niyo

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do birds…

Andrea: ?

Andrea: hala bat nawala

Nicole: Si sr kasi.. iba naman.. ung stars

Andrea: *nakanta* Why do stars fall down from the sky..

*may babae na lumitaw na naka-yellow*

Nicole: ahaha! ayun may babaeng naka-yellow! star yun!

Hopeians: *tawa ng tawa, lalo na si JULIA*

Sheeka: *nakanta* Why do birds fall down from the sky

Sheeka: Ay!

Andrea: *tumawa ng malakas*

Sheeka: mali!! hahahaha *tumawa*

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*pumasok na c Ms. Mislang sa Hope dahil English na..*
pagtapos ng prayer, sa sobrang gulo ay wala pang bumabati kay Ms. Mislang.
Ms. Mislang: …
Jenny: Ok guys, let us greet Ms. Mislang
Hopeians: 1, 2, 3, Go!
Karen, Wilfredo and Andrea: *kumanta ng Happy Birthday*
Jenny: hala! sabi ko greet na good morning *tumawa*
Karen: Ayy hala! hahaha
Andrea: *tumawa ng malakas na parang guguho na ang earth*
Ms. Mislang: ano ba yan! ano ba keyo!?
Wilfredo: Ewan! Ikaw na nga kinakantahan ikaw pa nagagalit!

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ENGLISH TIME:
Andrea and Wilfredo: Nakanta ng *Womanizer*
Ms. Mislang: *tumingin*
Andrea and Wilfredo: *tumahimik*
pagtalikod ni Ms. Mislang…
Wilfredo: Ang ganda mo!!! ganda, ganda mo! Feel na feel ang short hair mo!
Andrea: *tumawa ng malakas*
Ms. Mislang: Give me your ID! *nagalit*
Wilfredo: *nagalit*
Wilfredo: Ikaw na nga sinasabihan ng maganda, ikaw pa nagalit! O Sige, PANGIT! PANGIT! PANGIT!!!!!!

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ENGLISH TIME:
*Pagpasok ni Ms. Mislang*
Karen: Ok!!! Wilfredo and Andrea, greet ms. mislang!!
Wilfredo at Andrea: We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
Ms. Mislang: *sumama ung tingin*
Wilfredo at Andrea: ???
Ms. Mislang: Okay, give me your ID then.

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Isang araw, inexcuse ni Ms. Laural sina Teresa, ChinChin, Enola at Andrea para sa club.
Ms. Laural: eexcuse ko po sila mamaya ok lang po?
Ms. Mislang: Ye, Ye, Maybe after 10 minutes ookeeyy?
Ms. Laural: Sige po ms, Thank you.
Ms. Mislang: Your welkam
Sa loob ng classroom…
Andrea: Ms. Misleng! mamaya ha! 10 minutes!
Ms. Mislang: Okay, go inside first.
Andrea: Nasa loob naman po ako eh
Ms. Mislang: Sit down first
Andrea: Nakaupo naman ako eh
Ms. Mislang: *what’s happening to me?!*

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May alam pa ba kayong iba? mag comment lang! hahaha.

-Jovi

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